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Gwar Releasing Own Beer
Oderus with the Gwar beer It’s true. What band doesn’t have its own beer these days, am I right? By the way, the fucking store in my hood has stopped carrying my fruity beer. Drats! Maybe Oderus will...
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Gwar’s Oderus Doesn’t “Hate” Tim Lambesis
Oderus Urungus He doesn’t hate anyone, it seems. Gwar’s Oderus Urungus — who poked fun at Tim Lambesis not that long ago for trying to hire some dude take his estranged wife out — has gone to Twitter...
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Gwar Frontman Endorses The G-Pen
Oderus What is the G-Pen? If you have no clue what a G-Pen is, Google it. Let’s just say it is one of the greatest inventions since butt sex. I’m kidding. It’s way better than anal. As Gwar’s Oderus...
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Gwar Teasing “Major” Announcement
Gwar Oh, I wish it was that they’re breaking up. Gwar has become a caricature of itself, and at this point, the band is what it is, right? I mean, we get it. The music’s never been very good, let’s be...
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More Gwar Merchandise Coming Your Way
“Step right up” Who knows? Perhaps this deal was approved before Dave Brockie’s death. Perhaps the Gwar Fluids deal was also inked before Dave’s sudden demise. But it sure does feel like a deluge of...
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Gwar To Open Bar
The Gwar Bar And it will be called the Gwar Bar. But for some reason, the band needs help from a crowd-funding campaign to make the dream a reality. The Gwar Bar restaurant will open this summer in...
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Gwar Bar Still Happening, Despite Crowdfunding Shortfall
Gwar Bar The surviving members of Gwar will carry on with their plans to open the Gwar Bar in Richmond, Virginia. The bar was the subject of a failed crowdfunding effort; the band wanted to open this...
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Don Slater’s Pork Chop Express: Travel, Sex-sationalism And The Gwar-B-Q
Don Slater’s Pork Chop Express “You just look to the old Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night, alright? When some wild-eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the...
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Gwar-Loving Gamers Want Oderus In Next Mortal Kombat
Oderus Gwar’s Oderus Urungus could be brought back to life in pixelated form if a petition from fans of the band makes an impact on some game designers. The petition, found here, requests that the...
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Grammys “In Memoriam” Video Spurns Oderus, Wayne Static
Oderus Last night, the 57th Grammy Awards went down in Los Angeles, which I am sure at this point you know. I’d assume most of your timelines are filled with commentary on why Kanye West is a goon and...
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Gwar Frontman Thinks New Megadeth Song Blows
Oderus Urungus Man, I totally forgot that “Super Collider,” the title track from Megadeth’s new album, was be released this week, and am late to the party on the new track but…fuck me, if it isn’t one...
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Gwar Leader Offers Advice On Tracking Bracelets To Tim Lambesis
Oderus Gwar frontalien Oderus Urungus has issued an online statement about recently-bailed As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis; Gwar’s on the same label. “Congratulations to label-mate and cut MF...
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